As you may have heard, Gal Gadot has been cast to play Wonder Woman in Batman vs Superman or whatever they’re calling it now. The question that’s at least on one person’s mind is, what are we going to do about the fact that she has small breasts? Because big ‘ol titties are central to being Wonder Woman. BatmanNewsCom, asked Gadot, “It’s been said that you’re too skinny for the part. Wonder Woman is large-breasted, is that going to change?” That’s a very interesting yet strange question to ask someone.

    Hmm. I represent the Wonder Women of the new world. Breasts… anyone can buy for 9,000 shekels and everything is fine. By the way, Wonder Woman is amazonian, and historically accurate amazonian women actually had only one breast. So, if I’d really go “by the book”…it’d be problematic.

    So you’re not going to gain a little weight and start eating carbs before filming begins?

    It’s the physical preparations that I’m starting now. A very serious training regime – Kung Fu, kickboxing, swords, jujutsu, Brazilian…1,000 and 1 things…I’ll gain body mass.

In the course of the interview, this guy implied Gal Gadot has small breasts and suggested she’s too frail to be an Amazonian ass kicker. I’m surprised they didn’t ask if she thought her manly hands would be too distracting and if she could do any of the stunts with those gigantic feet of hers.

 Alexa Kobylarz and Amanda Robinson, both Brooklyn Nets dancers, will teach a fitness class at Crunch Gym in Fort Greene, Brooklyn, every Wednesday, starting Jan. 8.

Starting on Jan. 8, Crunch Gym in Fort Greene will offer a fitness class every Wednesday at 8 p.m. called Center Court Choreography with two Brooklyn Nets dancers — aka the Brooklynettes.

Gymgoers get instant access to the actual choreography used by the NBA pros, which always includes unique borough flavor.

New Brooklynette Alexa Kobylarz started taking the class last year and now, she’s not only on the dance team, but teaching the class alongside teammate Amanda Robinson.

Alexa Kobylarz and Amanda Robinson will offer a dance fitness class at Crunch Gym for 12 to 16 women taking them through squats, jumping jacks and crunches to get their heart rate pumping.

Alexa Kobylarz and Amanda Robinson will offer a dance fitness class at Crunch Gym for 12 to 16 women taking them through squats, jumping jacks and crunches to get their heart rate pumping.

“We try to make the class so it transfers from the court to the general public,” says Robinson, who has been with the Nets for three years.

Adar Wellington is the Brooklynettes’ coach and choreographer, having spent 2005-2008 as a New Jersey Nets dancer. Wellington sits in on the class most weeks, and acts as the in-house DJ.
Brooklynettes Alexa Kobylarz and Amanda Robinson teaching a dance fitness class at Crunch Gym. The pair will offer a one-hour class called Center Court Choreography.

“A lot of dancers treat it like an audition,” says Wellington, who spotted Kobylarz in the class last year and wound up hiring her. “When you’re smiling and laughing and partying with the girls, and getting a good workout at the same time, you can’t beat it.”
Brooklynettes Alexa Kobylarz and Amanda Robinson will offer a dance fitness class with a unique Brooklyn flavor.
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Brooklynettes Alexa Kobylarz and Amanda Robinson will offer a dance fitness class with a unique Brooklyn flavor.

The one-hour class starts with 10 minutes of high-intensity stretching and floor work. Robinson and Kobylarz lead the class of roughly 12 to 16 women through squats, jumping jacks and crunches to get their heart rate pumping.

Then the fun begins. The pros show the class a short segment from the routine they used at the Barclays Center that week. On a recent Thursday, it was set to Salt ‘n’ Pepa’s “Push It.”

“We’re throwing it back to the ’80s,” Robinson told The News before class. “You’ll see some old school moves like the Running Man. Hip hop originated here in New York, so that’s what we try to tie in. To claim the borough.”

After taking the class through the routine beat by beat, they all dance in sync to the music at full speed. Wellington wasn’t kidding about the upbeat atmosphere — instead of a group of exhausted gym rats struggling through a spin class, the students were exchanging high fives and putting their own spin on the moves.